Summer Loving with Georgi

If for the summer you decide to stay local the new friend you should include in your inner circle is Georgi! Georgi is the recession proof vodka, and I love him! Georgi has never done me wrong except for giving me a pounding headache and violent stomach pains the day after I drink it. On one almost summer night a few weeks ago myself and the K[noc] crew ere looking for a good time. As we were driving down Flatbush ave. in Big Red i screamed for Potential to pull over. He parked infront of the liquor store and I emptied out my wallet (14.95) and told him to bring back what he could. A minute later Potential re-emerged with a jug of Georgi. We hurried back to Juice's house sat on his porch and drank Georgi while exchanging, "you remember that time" stories. As we were talking I slowly realized that it was taking me much longer to get sauced. As I voiced my concern a friend of mine told me to chug. No sooner after I chugged my Georgi and Sweet Tea did that familiar feeling of sheer enibriation pass over me. And no sooner after that feeling did Potential realize that it was time to go home. The next thing I know I'm being pushed and pulled into Big Red as Juice looks on with a mixture of hysteria and discust.
I once read somewhere that when you are drunk you are funnier, you look better, and your singing is macial. On that particular night I was Dave Chappelle, Keri Hilson, and freakin' Alicia Keys wrapped up in one person. I had everyone in stitches and my rendition of Everyone Nose was better than Pharrell performing live at Glow in the Dark, and i beleive everyone in car car would agree.
Sor the next three months kick back and unwind with a bottle of Georgi and don't forget to do it all K[noc]turnally!